Hello, and welcome
I hope you all had an easy time getting here tonight
I see many of you look as though you are confused
Come, follow me, if you would
Now, you're probably wondering why I've gathered you all here tonight
Please, have a seat
The reason you are all here is because on this day, many years ago, something very special would occur
This is the story of a faithful Friday evening, wherein a young boy and his dying father, enjoying a pleasant Shabbat dinner, would discover the TRUE meaning of Shabbat
We are a Jewish household
I'm a boy
And I am old
When we celebrate Shabbat
We both smoke a lot of pot (Weed)
We are a Jewish household
I'm a boy
And I am old
When we celebrate Shabbat
We both smoke a lot of
I'm a little child but this beat ain't feelin' mild
When I dial up my dad you know this shit is getting wild
I'm a young boy with a twelve foot cock
Gotta lotta money and a fully loaded glock
Runnin' down the street, you know we ain't aboutta walk
Open up your mouth but all I'm hearin' is a squawk
All the ladies tell me I'm a pretty fine catch
Hear you talkin' fire, all I'm s-STOP
All the ladies tell me I'm a pretty fine catch
Hear you talkin' fire, all I'm seein' is a match
If I got a itch I know that you're the one to scratch
Now open up your wallet
And give me all your cash
I am Jewish, yes I am
No one is Jewish as I
When it is time for Shabbat
I am happy as can be, a lot
We are a Jewish household
I'm a boy
And I am old
When we celebrate Shabbat
We both smoke a lot of pot (weed)
We are a Jewish household
I'm a boy
And I am old
When we celebrate Shabbat
We both smoke a lot of
Yo yo yo
I am old
But that don't mean I ain't cool
I'd die for my hood
I'd kill for my gang
I'd die for my shawty
And I got money
I got millions in my bank
I got my faith to thank
Being Jewish gives me strength
And my dick has big length
Like my money in my bank account
I'm so rich I can barely see
So much money and I'm sippin' lean
In my 'Rari
And I (Coughs)
And I'm old
We are a Jewish household
I'm a boy
And I am old
When we celebrate Shabbat
We both smoke a lot of pot (weed)
We are a Jewish household
I'm a boy
And I am old
When we celebrate Shabbat
We both smoke a lot of...