Dude I am not buying you oatmeal cookies
I hate you
Why get off this stupid couch
When I could watch the world explode
From my phone
All alone
So I'll just slouch and blend my brain
Cause that's a lot less work
Than considering the possibility
That I have nothing to gain
From scrolling my life away
Comment with nothing to say
Be a douche bag but that's okay
No one's texted me
Since 8 o'clock in the morning
I guess I'll spend money
Scroll through depop instead
No ones reacting
To all the memes that I'm sending
I know they're not funny
So maybe I'll wait another month
I know I'm not achieving anything
By making money in skate 3
I know it's not funny
I just don't find it very easy
To try and stop doing nothing
Please for the love do something
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Dude I am not buying you oatmeal cookies
I hate you
Why get off this stupid couch
When I could watch the world explode
From my phone
All alone
So I'll just slouch and blend my brain
Cause that's a lot less work
Than considering the possibility
That I have nothing to gain
From scrolling my life away
Comment with nothing to say
Be a douche bag but that's okay
No one's texted me
Since 8 o'clock in the morning
I guess I'll spend money
Scroll through depop instead
No ones reacting
To all the memes that I'm sending
I know they're not funny
So maybe I'll wait another month
I know I'm not achieving anything
By making money in skate 3
I know it's not funny
I just don't find it very easy
To try and stop doing nothing
Please for the love do something
I hate you
Why get off this stupid couch
When I could watch the world explode
From my phone
All alone
So I'll just slouch and blend my brain
Cause that's a lot less work
Than considering the possibility
That I have nothing to gain
From scrolling my life away
Comment with nothing to say
Be a douche bag but that's okay
No one's texted me
Since 8 o'clock in the morning
I guess I'll spend money
Scroll through depop instead
No ones reacting
To all the memes that I'm sending
I know they're not funny
So maybe I'll wait another month
I know I'm not achieving anything
By making money in skate 3
I know it's not funny
I just don't find it very easy
To try and stop doing nothing
Please for the love do something
Writer: Brady Griffiths
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Copyright: Lyrics © O/B/O DistroKid