WM - Eat Before You Come Over Lyrics

I am not trying to start a fight
But I have a new rule alright
You waltz in hungry like it's always cool
But I ain't your chef, this ain't no Culinary school
You drink my booze, you smoke my stash
Then expect to order off my Door Dash
Eat before you come over next time
You cleared the fridge and drank my finest wine
Don't take it wrong I know this ain't nice
But continuing like this is just not wise
No more mooching, no more taking
Can't always be just partaking
No hard feelings, I've made up my mind
Eat before you come over next time!
My washer and dryer ain't part of the deal
But you're living off me like it's part of the deal
Next time you come, better come prepared
Because that free laundry isn't happening here
Eat before you show up, get it straight
You've had enough from my dinner plate
Don't get salty, it's just how I roll
Being your free meal's taken its toll
No more mooching, no more taking
Can't always be just partaking
No hard feelings, I've made up my mind
Eat before you come over next time!
I'm closing the kitchen
I'm shutting the bar
You're not a legend
You're not a superstar
Eat before you come over...
...or stay at home
No hard feelings, I've made up my mind
Eat before you come over next time
Eat before you come over or we are done
"I think I'm getting kind of hungry"
Okay, See ya!