Welcome to the front of the line,
You've been there, time after time.
Hold onto your front row seats,
Your effort won't get you back on your feet!
I hope you enjoy the show tonight,
The stage is set so enjoy your spotlight!
So...
Thank you for going to the pub,
Thanks for never giving me love!
Thank you for never being there,
Thanks for silence you declared!
Welcome to the freak show, where the lights shine bright,
Behind every twisted turn lies a twisted sight.
Your lies, your silence, your vacant eyes,
Drink up, my friend, cheers to your own demise.
Welcome to the freak show, it's your favorite bar
Don't drink and drive, but it's time to go!-whoops! hop in the car
Welcome to the middle of the line,
How's it feel to be pushed behind?
Bitter taste, stomach in knots,
I once wondered... how I'd escape the rot.
So...
Thank you for going to the pub,
Thanks for never giving me love!
Thank you for never being there,
Thanks for silence you declared!
Welcome to the freak show, where the lights shine bright,
Behind every twisted turn lies a twisted sight.
Your lies, your silence, your vacant eyes,
Drink up, my friend, cheers to your own demise.
Welcome to the freak show, it's your favorite bar
Don't drink and drive, but it's time to go!-whoops! hop in the car
But hey, I'm not over it yet,
Or else I wouldn't be writing this set!
So take a bow, you're the main act now,
Just go to hell, you f*cking clown!
Welcome to the end of the line,
Your mistakes are clear, you're out of time.
From front to back, you've fallen down,
Look at you now-king without a crown!
How does it feel to be so small?
Do you even care at all?
Wish you could rewind and make things right,
But I hope you can't sleep tonight!
Thank you for going to the pub,
Thanks for never giving me love!
Thank you for never being there,
Thanks for silence you declared!
Welcome to the freak show, where the lights shine bright,
Behind every twisted turn lies a twisted sight.
Your lies, your silence, your vacant eyes,
Drink up, my friend, cheers to your own demise.
Welcome to the freak show, it's your favorite bar
Don't drink and drive, but it's time to go!-whoops! hop in the car
One final shoutout to dear ol' dad,
Hope you enjoyed the life you had.
Thank you for your lousy role,
Thanks for leaving me with half a soul!