Blink-182 - Auto-Wash-A-Tasha Parody To Dysentery Gary Lyrics

This one goes out to Em.....

Gotta Lotta Heartache
Shes a f*cken weasel
These issues make my mind ache
Wanna make a deal?
I push "Cycle Automatic"
And you pray you won't go static
When I ring you out to dry
I'll beat you down until you cry

She is a player , diarehea giver
Tried to cuss me out but she was running out of air
I would like to find her friday night
Hanging in the wash - uh -
What happened to Natasha?

Life just sucks
I lost the one
I'm givin up
He found someone
There's plenty more, but.
BOYS ARE SUCH A DRAG!!

Damn, I ran out of detergent
But washin you isn't that urgent
And Em'll be standin on the sidlines
While I'll be tacklin the right guy
Gotta Lotta Heartache
She's a f*cken weasel
And tumblin dead in the dryer
Shut up , boy your such a liar

Chorus

Ease away the probelms and the pain
The guy chose the girl that makes you wanna kick and scream
All along you wishin he would stay
F*ck the girl who wanted you away and...

Chorus

F*ck this place
I lost the war
I hate you all
Your girl's a whore!
a female dog...
and
BOYS ARE SUCH A DRAG!!!