The Magnetic Fields - The Nun's Litany Lyrics

I want to be a playboy's bunny
I'd do whatever they asked me to
I'll meet big boys with lots of money
And they would love me like I loved you
I want to be a topless waitress
I want my mother to shed one tear
I'd give away this old sad day dress
Slip into something a tad more sheer
I want to be an artist's model
I'd like to be so natural
I should be good at spin the bottle
While I've still got something left to sell
I want to be a copa dancer
With little worry between my thighs
I may not find a cure for cancer
But I'll meet plenty of single guys
I want to be a brothel lover
I've always been treated like one
If I could be a backstreet lover
I'd make more money and have more fun
I want to be a domniatrix
Which isn't like me, but I can dream
With S and M, and all those play tricks
Am I beginning to make one scream
I want to be a broadway starlet
????????? I'd see my name in lights of scarlet
And get to spend every day in bed
I want to be a tattooed lady
???????? Characters warm, complex and shady
Will write my memoirs across my heart


[Thanks to kingkongkitty for adding these lyrics]