The Sheriff Had a Piggy Lyrics by John Roberts, Eugene Mirman, Kristen Schaal, & Bob's Burgers

(John Roberts, Eugene Mirman, Kristen Schaal, & Bob's Burgers)

[Gene:]
A one, a two, a one two three four!

[Linda:]
Oh, the sheriff had a piggy and he was mighty mad
He saw me a-coming and my wiener he did grab
Now I can't quit cryin' and life just ain't no fun
'Cause a fat dog ate my hot dog and I got nothin' but the bun
Yeehaw!

[Louise:]
Wow. Wowee wow wow wow.