Animaniacs Theme Song Lyrics


Animaniacs Theme Lyrics

Animaniacs Lyrics
It's time for Animaniacs
And we're zany to the max
So just sit back and relax
You'll laugh 'til you collapse
We're Animaniacs!

Come join the Warner Brothers
And the Warner Sister, Dot
Just for fun we run around the Warner movie lot.
They lock us in the tower whenever we get caught
But we break loose and then vamoose
And now you know the plot!

We're Animaniacs!
Dot is cute and Yakko yaks.

Wakko packs away the snacks
While Bill Clinton plays the sax.
(or We've got wisecracks by the stacks.)
(or We pay tons of income tax.)
We're Animaniacs!
Meet Pinky and the Brain who want to rule the universe.
(or Meet Ralph and Dr Scratchansniff; say hi to Hello Nurse.)
Goodfeathers flock together; Slappy whacks 'em with her purse.
Buttons chases Mindy, while Rita sings a verse.
The writers flipped; we have no script
Why bother to rehearse?

Cast : We're Animaniacs!
We have pay-or-play contracts.
We're zany to the max
There's baloney in our slacks.

We're Animanie,
Totally insaney

(alternate endings)
Here's the show's namey
Pinky and The Brainy
Come back, Shaney
The rain in Spainy
Cockamamie
Shirley MacLainey
How urbaney
Citizen Kaney
Andromeda Strainy
Where's Lon Chaney?
Eisenhower Mamie
Miss Cellany
Chicken Chow Meiny
Dana Delaney
No pain, no gainy
Hydroplaney
Money down the drainy
No pain, no gainy Penny Laney
Uhhhhhhhhhh...
Tarzan and Janey
Novocainey
Here's the Flamey
Meet Mark Twainy
Presidential campaigny
Hunchback of Notre Damey
Bowling laney
Bangor, Mainey
Frasier Craney
Mister Haney
Quiche lorrainey
Lake Champlainy
High octaney
Public domainy
Candy caney

Cast : Animaniacs!
Those are the facts.


[2020 Version]

It's time for Animaniacs
And we're zany to the max!
So just sit back and relax.
You'll laugh 'til you collapse.

We're Animaniacs!

Come join the Warner Brothers
And the Warner Sister, Dot!
Just for fun, we run around
The Warner movie lot

They lock us in the tower
Whenever we get caught,
But we break loose and then vamoose
And now you know the plot

We're Animaniacs!

Dot has wit and Yakko yaks
Wakko packs away the snacks
Our careers have made comebacks!

We're Animaniacs!

Meet Pinky and the Brain
Who want to rule the universe.
A brand new cast who tested well
In focused group research
Gender balanced, pronoun-neutral,
And ethnically diverse
The trolls will say "We're so passe"
But we did meta first

We're Animaniacs!
You should see our new contracts!
We're zany to the max!
There's baloney in our slacks!

We're Animani-

Totally insane-y
Have no shame-y!
An-i-man-i-acs!

Those are the facts.

[2020 Quarantine Version]

It's Time for Ani-man-iacs, But were quarantined how about that.
So Just Sit Back and Relax, You'll pray till you collapse.
Were Animaniacs
Come Join the Warner Brothers and the Warner Sister Dot.

[Thanks to kirby9876, gamezsolomon206 for correcting these lyrics]
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