2 Chainz - Lapdance In The Trap House Lyrics

[Intro:]
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2 Chainz!

[Verse 1:]
I ain't never been a minute man
Pour a deuce in a minute maid
Trap house filled with ceilling fans
Weed louder than a hearing aid
Bitch same color as lemonade
We don't got to rent a renegade
And I [?] on a hunna
The only thing I might get is [?]
Tryna take another nigga's story
You a f*ck nigga and I know it
See I could wear black in the summertime
And I could wear white when its snowin'
I could show you where to go like a local
Order 20 bags out of Oakland
I might buy me a motorcycle
And use your girl for a chauffeur
I'm the realest nigga and the illest nigga
F*ck you lil nigga and your lil sister
Try to use a nigga when it's beneficial
Free all my niggas out the penitentiary
Louis V all on my leggings
Bitch better get on my level
Put a half a milli in a MCM bag
Had that motherf*cker looking pregnant

[Hook x4:]
Lapdance in the trap house
Get a lapdance off in the trap house

[Verse 2:]
Get a lapdance in the kitchen
Y'all sucka niggas pay attention
See I could make her ass bend over
At the same time make her do the dishes
Oh oh oh double middle finger to the picture
Handgun got a nose like Pippen
Girls come through they want to smoke
'Fore they leave this bitch they start strippin'
900 dollars for the tennis shoes
Get a lap dance in the living room
She about to turn to the jacuzzi
Cause the trap house don't got a swimming pool
Money piled up on the counter
Got a hundred round drum and an autocount
Got Ziploc bags and a digital scale and rubberbands all by the money counter
Got raid spray you know how the bugs be
Got a fan in the window by the love seat
And I know it was slow at work tonight
So bitch you better act like you love me

[Hook x4]