4 STAX - Legend Of Captain Squint Eyes And The Kraken Lyrics

The waters are rough and the winds blow hard
Captain Squint Eyes stood to hold guard
His vision constrained to a singular plane
His battle with the Kraken will bring him fame
Tentacles rise from out of the waves
The captain calls to ready the slaves
They stand in numbers, aged 2 to 4
The boat shakes under the Kraken's roar
Ding Ding, the crow's nest calls
Ching Ching Chong, now the Kraken falls
Ding Ding Dong, the monster will squeal
Ching Ching Chong, the captain's new meal
The big ol' squid comes busting out
Captain Squint Eyes bursts a spout
With a blunder bust he lights the fuse
But all it leaves is nothing but a bruise
The crew prepare as the gong is rung
The Kraken comes and exposes his tongue
In Squint Eye's moment of craze
He wiggles his calamari until he sprays
Ding Ding Dong, The crow's nest calls
Ching Ching Chong, now the Kraken falls
Ding Ding Dong, the monster will squeal
Ching Ching Chong, the captain's new meal
The salty spray makes the Kraken sick
Its weakness, the captain's toothpick dick
The tentacles curl and rock the boat
The captain's sticky load helps the crew float
Hoist that bitch up upon the ship
Cut the squid and cook that shit
His favourite meal, "suk a dik chicken"
But alas Kraken schmeat makes the captain bricken
Ding Ding Dong, The crow's nest calls
Ching Ching Chong, now the Kraken falls
Ding Ding Dong, the monster will squeal
Ching Ching Chong, the captain's new meal