Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - Hardcore Boy Lyrics

Alright, the badboys of rock, the badboys of rock, the badboys of rock are back. We don't like to call 'em the badboys of rock, but that's what they like to be called. If they heard us say that, then they'd probably try to kick our asses. But, we'd just stomp their frail little vegan bodies into a bloody, mangled f*ckin' pulp. Oh, we do love that. But, without further ado we're gonna bring you a rockin', ragin' song from the flashbacks of the 70's because we're tough! Badboys of rock... hit it!!!

Mmm bop shh mmp bop shh bop yeeeaaahhh
Mmm chh chh bop, shhh wop mmmmmmm...

Smashing down the government
With our punk rock experiment
Little vegan teaching me
A punk rock lesson, can't you see?
He hates me 'cause, I'm mainstream
I guess I can't touch your wet dream
I'm just a punk rock vay-gun
Tough little vegan pagan

'Cause I'm a hardcore boy
Of the RVA
I change my style from day to day
I'm bringing back a useless music trend
I hate the system
I'm gonna make it end

Doo bah mmm bop shh bop ch ch yeeeaaahhh...

Punk manifesto is my dead cause
Only it sucks - that's one of the flaws
Just like bringing back the 60's - or those nasty hippies
Don't accept no immitations
Tough little RVA punk rock nation

'Cause I'm a hardcore boy
Of the RVA
I change my style from day to day
I'm bringing back a useless music trend
(Yeah, no taste) I hate the system
I'm gonna make it end
I'm gonna make it all end
...shit
...sucks shit...

[NOTE: the following is yelled by three or more people (Nat Asevloi not included) for a long time, with many variations, and rantings in the background...]

Eat meat, red, red meat...
Eat meat, red, red meat...
Eat meat, red, red meat...
Eat meat, red, red meat...
Eat meat, red, red meat...
Eat meat, red, red meat...
Eat meat, DEAD, red meat...
Eat meat, red, red meat...
Eat meat, red, red meat...
Eat meat, red, red meat...
Eat meat, red, red meat...
Eat meat, red, red meat...
I love meat!
Eat meat, red, DEAD meat...
Eat meat, red, red meat...
Eat meat, red, red meat...
Eat meat, red, red meat...
Eat meat, red, red meat...
Eat meat, red, red meat...
Eat meat, red, red meat...
Eat meat, red,DEAD meat...
Eat meat, red, red meat...
Eat meat, red, red meat...
Eat meat, red, red meat...
Eat meat, red, red meat...
Eat meat, red, red meat...
Eat meat, red, red meat...
Eat meat, red, red meat...
Eat meat, red, red meat...
Eat meat, red, red meat...