Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - Ida Lyrics

Ida, that crazy crazy girl
Ida!
Ida was a girl
The cat had her tongue
But she had our friend
We don't see him anymore
He walked out the door for...
Ida...
Ida...

That wacky wacky chick
IDA!
Ida from the Middle East
F*ck the Middle East
There's too many problems
And one of them is named
Ida...
Ida...

Billy Billy Billiards
Come on home!
("Yello")
At least we can speak American god damnit!
You wacky wacky wacky wacky heavy metal guy.
Bill...
Heavy metal guy!

(solo)

Ida, that looney looney Floozie.
Ida
Ida hates us all
That's why we wrote this song
Perhaps she'll hear it someday soon
Ida can sing along.

Ida...
Ida...
You bitch.