Adam Sandler - Grape Jelly Lyrics

To Catherine
I wonder whether your name
Starts with a C or a K
I wonder whether you prefer
Almond Joy to Milky Way
I wonder whether you sleep
To the left or to the right
I wonder who you think would win
If me and Phillip got into a fight
Oh,
So many things for me to wonder
So very pretty
I wonder- when Elliot said goodbye to E.T.
Did you break down and cry?
I wonder if I gave you
Pudding, eggs and flour
Would you make a Boston Cream Pie
I wonder if your eyes close
When you come in for a kiss
I wonder if we had a baby
Would you object to having a Bris
Oh,
So many things for me to wonder
Oh,
I love grape jelly!

[Thanks to mtprezzy for correcting these lyrics]