Adam Sandler - Uses Of The Word F*ck Lyrics

Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word F*ck.
Out of all the English words that begin with the letter F, F*ck is the only word referred to as The F word.
Its the one magical word that just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love.
F*ck, as most words in the English language, is derived from German.
The word Flicken which means To strike.
In English, F*ck falls into many grammatical categories.
As a transitive verb for instance, John f*cked Shirley, as an intransitive verb, Shirley f*cks.
Its meaning is not always sexual.
It can be used as an adjective such as, Johns doing all the f*cking work.
As part of an adverb, Shirley talks too f*cking much.
As an adverb enhancing an adjective, Shirley is f*cking beautiful.
As the object of an adverb, Shirley is f*cking beautifully.
As a noun, I dont give a f*ck.
As part of a word, Abso-f*cking-lutly or In-f*cking-credible.
And as almost every work in a sentence, F*ck the f*cking f*ckers.
As you may realise, there are very few words with the versatility of F*ck.
As in these examples describing situations such as, Fraud: I got f*cked at the used car lot.
Dismay: Aww, f*ck it, trouble: I guess Im really f*cked now.
Aggression: Dont f*ck with me buddy.
Difficulty: I dont understand this f*cking question.
Inquiry: Who the f*ck was that.
Dissatisfaction: I dont like what the f*ck is going on here.
Incompetence: Hes a f*ck off.
Dismissal: Why dont you go outside and play hide and go f*ck yourself.?
Im sure you can think of many more examples.
With all of these multipurpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use this word?
We say use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech.
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