Arrogant Worms - Proud To Be A Banker Lyrics

Arrogant Worms
Proud to be a Banker

Proud to be a banker!
Im proud to be a banker!
Im proud to be a banker!
Cause I get to play with other peoples money!

Im having a lousy day
I burned my toast
And spilled coffee on my best shirt
So I have to change and then Im late for work
So I rush into the meeting
Where they are discussing what my future in the corporation is
I dont really give a d*mn
But I dont have another job so I lie and say:
Im proud to be a banker!
Im proud to be a banker!
Im proud to be a banker!
Cause I get to talk to stimulating people!

I open up my mail, hoping that its not a bill
But its from the bank
Saying that I only have 20 hours to go
To contribute to my IRS before the taxes

So I run down to the bank
But theres a 20-mile line-up