Asher Roth - Cartoon Chick Lyrics

The Cannon!

"Yo Ash"

What's up man?

"If you could have any Cartoon chick, who would it be?"

Ha, It's funny you ask that...

[Asher Roth:]
Right off the bat I'd have Jessica Rabbit
Cause she's the baddest, I love those taties
Yea that chest pressed, and that red dress
And I'm obsessed yes, with red heads
So Ariel, wold get it in the shower
To Beauty with Beast, Eiffel Tower
I'd take Jasmine on a magic carpet ride, and then I'd ride her carpet until I made her fly
And Cinderalla's better than the Step-Sisters
Gives the best head and is the best kisser
Unless of course she forgot the glass slippers
The Fairy Godmother is the one to give the dick to.
Mulan's punan is oh-so-sweet
Wake Sleeping Beauty up when I get her in the sheets
I f*cked with Snow White cause I heard she was a freak
Yo forget Hugh Heff I'm rollin' with Disney

If you could f*ck a Cartoon Chick, which one would you pick?
If you could f*ck a Cartoon Chick, which one would get the dick?
Cause if you had a Cartoon Chick, she wouldn't blow up your phone
I don't need a Cartoon Chick, I can just draw my own.

I'd Scooby Doo Daffney while Betty Boo watched
Tell Judy Jetson, "you can get on top"
Yea of course I'd do Wilma, but Betty's mad hot
Not Fred Flinstone, but I'll make ya bed rock
I f*cks Ion Flucks and Rogue from X-Men And maybe Rainbow Brite cause I heard she was a lesbien
Smurffette would get it because of my rude fetish
So that includes Marge Simpson to get it.

If you could f*ck a Cartoon Chick, which one would you pick?
If you could f*ck a Cartoon Chick, which one would get the dick
Cause if you had a Cartoon Chick, she wouldn't blow up your phone
I don't need a Cartoon Chick, I can just draw my own

If you could f*ck a Cartoon Chick, which one would you pick?
If you could f*ck a Cartoon Chick, which one would get the dick
Cause if you had a Cartoon Chick, she wouldn't blow up your phone
I don't need a Cartoon Chick, I can just draw my own

Yo dave you know who else I'd do? Lois Griffiin
You ever seen that episode where she was just in, I think nothin' in that picture, woh