There once was a Rogue Reindeer, undefeated in stamina and strength
In tugglewar he bested rudolf and the whole team, but still nobody knows his name
They say he crawled out from a chasm, deep down in a frozen arctic sheet
Led by the light of aurora borealis, until he reached the St. Nicolas Estate
Miss Clause let on this year's been busier than ever, Santa said we could use you on our team
The Reindeer's eyes sparked starry ambition, he stomped like thunder and agreed
So Ol' Nick took him to his old garage and his old sleigh, a hundred elves loaded it to the brim
Gave him a list and a map to follow, but still to this day no one knows where he went
Some say a blizzard and a wild wind, led him astray, lost and off course
Some guess he coulda misread the list, cuz he gave all his gifts to the bad kids
They awoke Christmas Morning, Sunlight sparkled like a diamond wreath
Found the sleigh crashed into the north pole, and there were tracks leading out in the snow
Some say a blizzard and a wild wind, led him astray, lost and off course
Some guess he coulda misread the list, cuz he gave all his gifts to the bad kids
He gave his gifts to the bad kids...