Abc - Worthless Nipples Lyrics

When they look in their mothers eyes every baby knows they're safe
I'm just a hairy guy looking like a wolf in the face
Don't mean to make you cry I apologize my mistake
Seems like my nips and I are simply here just for display

I would birth you if it were optional
Cut out the drinking no more tobacco
Yeah I would nurse you if it were that simple
But I am cursed with Worthless Nipples

I burp you and I bathe you just a few of our activities
Run out and get a slew of diapers when that's what you need
I even help your mother with them dishes and the groceries
But none of that compares to the bond that's there when you breast-feed

I would birth you if it were optional
Cut out the drinking no more tobacco
Yeah I would nurse you if it were that simple
But I am cursed with Worthless Nipples