Arrgh, me matey, lately I've got to stressing,
Me cousin caught scurvy and can't assist us
With sailing
Why are
They hating
Lately we've been debating,
Is it cause the crew's fresher or Rizz is intimidating?
Hey, we got Henny, barrels on deck, and you can't have any
We throw racks to us its just pennies
Keep our gold at chest and it's buried I
Said, can I climb aboard, that's a maybe, Sea Monsters off in these Highseas
We're no Geminis but I cannot lie
I eat Kraken like Calamari
It was sea of thieves' summer
Me ship dropped its anchor we heard the local tavern's already
Playing this banger
I'm a headhunter, stunner, ship with a great rudder, that is not a euphemism,
Get ye mind out the gutter
Take your L's, those aren't mine,
Keep your red cup, I got a stein
Cutlas on my hip, you keep a Nine?
I Ran into ye lass, and said ahoy
Hey, we got Henny, barrels on deck, and you can't have any
We throw racks to us its just pennies
Keep our gold at chest and it's buried I
Said, can I climb aboard, that's a maybe, Sea Monsters off in these Highseas
We're no Geminis' but I cannot lie
We eat Kraken like Calamari
I'm Blackbeard but actually black
No beard
Just this five o clock shadow up on my chinny
Right there
My hobbies include
Making land lubbers run scared
Parked me ship in Daytona beach
Got a ticket
Don't care
We met Mr Sparrow
I call him Jack
In Lauderdale
Crew had steaks with Morgan
He said drop the captain
But that was weird.
Bro
My ship,
And your ship?
Look different.
This parrot on my shoulder
In his own words even dissed it.
Hey, we got Henny, barrels on deck, and you can't have any
We throw racks to us its just pennies
Keep our gold in chests and it's buried I
Said, can I climb aboard, thats a maybe, Sea Monsters off in these Highseas
I'm no Gemini but I cannot lie
I eat Kraken like Calamari