[Acyelaone-Talking]
F*ck is up? What's happening?
Yo, tell you a f*cking story
Tell you a f*cking story
[EL-P]
Here we go, huh!
[Aceyalone-Chorus]
Once upon a time in a city called Shit
Lived a man named "What The F*ck?!?!?"
[EL-P]
He used to clown around with his dick in the ground
And one day his dick got stuck
[Aceyalone]
He was kicking and screaming and yelling
and cussing and asking everybody for help
[EL-P]
Then he ran into a man named "F*ck You Too"
And he told 'em he should help himself
[Aceyalone]
He was so frustrated with his dick getting ?
And he had no one to call
[EL-P]
Then he gained control climbed out the hole
Motherf*cker you better save his balls
[Aceyalone]
Now everytime I think about "What The F*ck!?!?!"
I think about you
[EL-P]
And how he changed and took all the pain
When he ran into "F*ck You Too"
[EL-P]
Hey yo peel the f*ck out
Pop the clock, weave through the traffic, backwards once
Straight from the Wasteland, modern luck
Tainted, baked, and ate in hot sun
It ain't the same when I murk the surf
In above the whimp truck to ? swervin
We play the game like bitch you ?
And Ace in a hole like..
[Aceyalone]
You talk nervous!
My mind is filled with a thousand kills
But no ? MC's can face this skills
Pop the peel, bug the f*ck out, brake the f*ck out when I grab that steel
The neutrilizer, the equilizer, meet the heat ?
Burn your high riser
Roof on fire and so is the first floor
Keep sticking you, until it don't hurt no more
[EL-P]
I've seen modern thugs with a virtual headset
Programmed modern but those who ain't dead yet
And yet vets turn into ?
Sick of how murdering men became into ? set
[Aceyalone]
Nuts and bolts, programming gears
And shots to targets, head gets clear
Try to play brave from a bottle of bear
But you can't play hero if you're cape say's "Fear"
[Aceyalone and EL-P]
[EL-P:Man]F*ck you too!
[EL-P:F*ck]Man, f*ck you too!
[EL-P:Come on!] F*ck you too! [EL-P:Come on!]
[El-P:Matter fact] F*ck you're all crew!
[EL-P]
Welcome to the circus of stars
Sit down! Mind reach collapse rat, fractured clown!
I was ? with a stop of four year old recording
And smiling with ? for a boy who was born pour through mourning
In the morning, escape my glory
The citys on fire but I can't stop warming
Sick with the vision of my ? burning
Stick with what I mention and I'll splif you lip
Warning!
[Aceyalone]
They wanna jump into the battle and earn their respect
Well get the f*ck up! Let me cash this check
I'm still on deck with a mouth fill of poison
Spitting at you and your crew when your ? in
Raining parades leave stains on a blade
I came with the raid and I'm leaking with your head
I walk home alone from the terror dome
FULL! Because hungry wolves need to be fit
[EL-P]
Yo, I punch strokes and I crunch the clock
THEREs sharks in the moat and ? in the ?
WHERE cops and kids bust shots not to live
Bitch, shut your ball park and talk to the fist
[Aceyalone]
Marksmanship and the parks don't slip
You marks get lit up and hit him so quick
It's dark in the pit you betta watch what you do
F*ck you motherf*ckers!
[EL-P and Aceyalone]
F*ck you too!
[Aceyalone-Chorus]
Once upon a time in a city called shit
Lived a man named "What The F*ck?!?!?"
[EL-P]
He used to clown around with his dick in the ground
And one day his dick got stuck
[Aceyalone]
He was kicking and screaming and yelling and cussing and asking everybody
for help
[EL-P]
Then he ran into a man named "F*ck You Too"
And he told 'em he should help himself
[Aceyalone]
He was so frustrated with his dick being ?
And he had no one to call
[EL-P]
Then he gained control climbed out the hole
Motherf*cker you better save his balls
[Aceyalone]
Now everytime I think about "What The F*ck!?!?!"
I think about you
[EL-P]
And how he changed and took all the pain
When he ran into "F*ck You Too"