Landed in Thailand looking for some fun
Hit the local bars when the day was done
Saw a beauty across the smoky room
With a smile that could chase away any gloom
She was charming with a touch of grace
I was lost in her eyes and that pretty face
Little did I know what the night had planned
A twist in the tale I didn't understand
We were drinking dancing feeling so right
Then back to my place for a spicy night
But oh what a shock I had to do a double take
She's got a cock and balls man for heaven's sake
Bangkok surprise it's a wild wild ride
She's got a twig and berries and I almost died
Laughed so hard couldn't believe my luck
Bangkok surprise what the actual f*ck
She ordered us drinks with a wink and a smile
I thought I'd hit the jackpot this night was worth the while
We talked about life dreams and silly things
Never guessed she'd have more than bling in her jeans
We were drinking dancing feeling so right
Then back to my place for a spicy night
But oh what a shock I had to do a double take
She's got a cock and balls man for heaven's sake
Bangkok surprise it's a wild wild ride
She's got a twig and berries and I almost died
Laughed so hard couldn't believe my luck
Bangkok surprise what the actual f*ck
We were drinking dancing feeling so right
Then back to my place for a spicy night
But oh what a shock I had to do a double take
She's got a cock and balls man for heaven's sake
Bangkok surprise it's a wild wild ride
She's got a twig and berries and I almost died
Laughed so hard couldn't believe my luck
Bangkok surprise what the actual f*ck