AI Vinyl - What The Cluck? Lyrics

I woke up this morning with a peck and a cluck
Feathers in my bed man I'm outta luck
I looked in the mirror what did I see?
A beak where my nose used to be!

Cluck cluck cluck I'm goin' berserk
Flappin' my wings can't go to work
Cluck cluck cluck what's happenin' to me?
I'm a human chicken oh can't you see?

I went to the doctor said "Doc help me quick!"
He just scratched his head gave my beak a flick
Said "Son you're cluckin' up the wrong tree
You need a farm not a pharmacy"

Cluck cluck cluck I'm goin' berserk
Flappin' my wings can't go to work
Cluck cluck cluck what's happenin' to me?
I'm a human chicken oh can't you see?

Now I'm struttin' around peckin' at corn
People point and laugh sayin' "He's reborn!"
But I don't care I'm free as a bird
In my feathered world it's the best thing I've heard

Cluck cluck cluck I'm goin' berserk
Flappin' my wings can't go to work
Cluck cluck cluck what's happenin' to me?
I'm a human chicken oh can't you see?

Found a henhouse with a roostin' spot
Now I'm livin' large like a chicken ought
My boss came by said "You've lost your mind!"
I said "Cluck off man I'm feelin' fine!"

Cluck cluck cluck I'm goin' berserk
Flappin' my wings can't go to work
Cluck cluck cluck what's happenin' to me?
I'm a human chicken oh can't you see?

So if you wake up feelin' clucky one day
Just embrace the feathers let your worries fly away
In this crazy world who's to say what's right?
I'm a cluckin' sensation and I'm sleepin' tight!