Some days you can be so nice to me
Other days you're so mean
A girl that'll make you feel like fireworks
Or drive off a ravine
You told me to come back to yours
And I said 'all right'
After a couple of drinks it's clear
That you're worth the fight
I'm waiting just outside your house
Just give me a sign
Come a little closer to me
And we'll be just fine
It's cold and dark and wet in here
All at the same time
It may be a little unorganised
But at least it's all mine
And if I didn't hate myself
We both know I would quit
But as it stands I'm not quite sure
What we can do about it
And your mother does not approve of me
But you and I both know that's all right
Someday we'll buy that house in Westlake
We can f*ck at the boat ramps whenever we like