Aido Smeato - Baby Reindeer Lyrics

Here comes the Scottish lass
Hazel eyes and a hairy ass
Got no job and got no class
She wants a baby reindeer
Watch out for the Scottish girl
She'll make you centre of her world
And then your life will all unfurl
She wants a baby reindeer
There she is the Scottish lady
No iPhone and a wee bit crazy
Donny boy she wants your baby
Baby reindeer
Well it looks like you're all out of luck
Your inbox spammed with filth and muck
You cowardly two-timing f*ck
You're now her baby reindeer
You humbly beg please give me space
She vanishes without a trace
You got and find her at her place
Game over baby reindeer
Baby baby reindeer
Baby baby reindeer
Big ole scary crazy lady
Wants you baby reindeer