Alexander Edmund - Van Damme Lyrics

I'm sick of waiting
Tired of the same things day after day
It's overrated
The 9 to 5, Monday through Friday

It shouldn't be so complicated
I just want to skydive naked
Drive a bus like Keanu Reeves
And disarm a bomb like MacGyver, please
But I'm not looking for your sympathies
I just want to break somebody's knees
Like Jean Claude Van Damme
Oh, God damn

My favorite film
Is the one where he kicks that guy in the face
You know the one
Starring that shining Belgian born son

He's quick like a fox in heat
Karate chop you in the meat
Kick your door down with one blow
Make sure to protect your throat
From a flying knee attack
And don't you turn your back
Or he'll rip you a new sack
Don't disrespect like that
He's Jean Claude Van Damme
Oh, God damn

Missing in Action, Monaco Forever
No retreat, no surrender
Bloodsport, Black Eagle, Cyborg
Kickboxer, Lionheart, Death Warrant

Double Impact, Universal Soldier
Nowhere to run, last action hero
Hard target, Timecop, Streetfighter
Sudden death, The quest, Maximum Risk

Double Team, knock off, legionnaire
Universal soldier: the return
Inferno, Replicant, the order
Derailed, In Hell, Narco

Wake of death, Second in Command
The hard corps, and the exam
Until death, the shepherd: border patrol
JCVD, Universal Soldier

Regeneration, Kung Fu Panda 2
Assassination Games, Beur Sur la Ville
Rzhevsky vs Napoleon
Dragon Eyes, Expendables 2

Universal soldier: day of reckoning
Six bullets, Ufo
Welcome to the jungle
Enemies Closer, Swelter

Pound of flesh, Jian Bing man
Kung fu panda 3, Kickboxer Vengeance
Kill 'em all, kickboxer retaliation
Black water, the bouncer, we die young

The last mercenary, haters
Don't forget Minions: The rise of Gru
Darkness of man
These are all the
Films that he's made for you

It shouldn't be so complicated
I just want to skydive naked
Kick a bus like Keanu Reeves
I just wanna break someone's knees

Oh, Jean Claude
Jean Claude Van Damme

Oh, God damn