Alunarlanding - Slow Cooker Lyrics

I'd love to move into the heart of the city
Find an apartment with parking
And no charge for my kitty
But nowadays that would cost me an arm and a titty
And those i can't afford to lose
So whats a dude to do
Pitty fools who choose to lose sleep
And claim they're chasing dreams
But all they seem to produce are reams of obscinities
Cliched phrases, played out styles and enemies
I'm on a quest to civilize through rhymes and melodies
Hello
I'm the fellow least likely to want a confrontation
But just because i avoid them does not mean that i can't take them
Never faking unless the faking serves me best in the long run
Like bruce wayne out in public pretending to be on one
I'm yawn at your brawn son
Not impressed with your flexed pecs
Just convex sets of muscle doubling as head rests
Maybe Sent in a sex text or used when you chest press
But to me it's more important that they rise with my next breath

I'm dancing through the city like
La la la la
Laughing at the people worried about the top spot
I stay hungry work ethic in the crock pot
Slow cooking to produce the tenderest nom noms

I hope to blow like pop rocks mixed with soda in kids bellies
I go with the flow like mint jelly and lamb chops
The knowledge my fam drops I'm quick to apply
See in my eyes I am not to be trifled with
The pressure gets me Eiffel stiff
I rise to the occasion
Apply icing to the cake with a piping kit
I'm nice with it
I like to tip twenty percent when I eat at restaurants
Imagine crazy scenarios so I can pick the best response
A proper rest savant
I'm anxious so I learned knots and loosened them
My crew moves towards a better human renaissance
So witches grab your pentagons
And signal to the great beyond
Be gone the throngs of demons
Who would try to harm our debutants
I'll bring the coffee, croissants and buttered biscuits hominy grits mixed with cheddar
I've met no one who can Resist it
Better off labeled a misfit than fitting into faulty systems
My resistance will be peaceful
And persistent until they listen as we

Go dancing through the city like
La la la la
Laughing at the people worried about the top spot
I stay hungry work ethic in the crock pot
Slow cooking to produce the tenderest nom noms