It was summertime at Grandma's on the porch
She was breaking shucky beans into her lap
Me and baby sister got a little more bored
Every time those shucky beans would snap
When I took my baby sister to the outhouse
I told her, go around and hide in back
And then I went a running and a yelling to my grandma
Baby sister's fallen through the crack
Shucky darn those shucky beans were falling from the sky
Shucky darn I never knew shucky beans could fly
Grandma launched an apronful up into the air
Shucky darn those shucky beans were falling everywhere
All the neighbors heard my grandma holler, help
Someone fetched a ladder and a rope
Some folks were there just to offer thoughts and prayers
As if that crap would keep the girl afloat
Shucky darn those shucky beans were falling from the sky
Shucky darn I never knew shucky beans could fly
Grandma launched an apronful up into the air
Shucky darn those shucky beans were falling everywhere
Well, it wasn't long they figured out our prank
Grandma was embarrassed by the scene
Me and baby sister spent the rest of our vacation
Picking up our grandma's shucky beans
Shucky darn those shucky beans were falling from the sky
Shucky darn I never knew shucky beans could fly
Grandma launched an apronful up into the air
Shucky darn those shucky beans were falling everywhere
Shucky darn those shucky beans were falling everywhere