But I got zombies and vampires clinging to my knees
Los Angeles used to be a nice place
Back in the thirties
Gotta go to nightclub and meet my girl
She has to go dancing to burn off the world
But I don't really mind
Cuz she's always in a good mood
In a good mood
But I got alien werewolves biting at my tires
There's a spider on the cellphone
And my gas tank just caught on fire
But things can't get much worse on my way to my gal
Soon as I swim a raging river
And hitchhike a pterodactyl - hitchhike a pterodactyl
But I got terminator dragons blowing fire straight at me
The smoke is forming into some ghostly entity
But I'll stop by the store for a bottle of wine
When we finally get to be alone
I know we'll - us - we'll all feel fine
We'll all feel fine
We'll all feel fine
We'll all feel fine
But I got