I'm the Man Video (MV)

I am the man
Im the man
Cuz I got a plan

I romance my chic at the beach
Talkin bout gettin freaky in them sheets
She said I want you in the bedroom plus one more

Please tell me its Sharice, or Denise, or Teresa from the block
She said na
I wanna have a threesome with the Rock

I am the man
Im the man
Cuz I got a plan

Girl we got no chance, he's married with kids
He probly lives in San Andreas or off the grid
Even if we wanted too
He's too strong, in a thong, tied to a Skyskraper
We still couldnt bang
You know he calls his nuts the grid iron gang
Yo Im not the Hero
I just work at Quinos
But I love you

I am the man
Im the man
Cuz I got a plan

So we Journey 2 his crib
We found the Rock
Doing squats in his gym around 6 o'clock
I said Hey yo Rock
Nigga, you need a spot

He said who the f*ck is you in my gym
Dressed in my Tooth Fairy costume
He looked at me confused and mad
While my girl snuck up behind him with a chloroform rag

He passed out fast like a furious race
Then I laid him on his back
And she sat on his face
So I pop into her fun hole
Like Jumangi welcome to the Jungle

I am the man
Im the man
Cuz I got a plan

Then just like a Snitch
I spilled my beans
The Rock got his protein if you know what I mean
Yea he got his protein you know what I mean
Im talking Dick Milk
Dick Milk nigga

Yea the Rocks gonna wake up to a salty surprise
Im talkin penis pudding, nutt butter, cock chowder
Man goo, ball barf, splooge, my hoe candy
Skeet skeet nigga
Dick vomit
Talkin Children of the socks
For the Rock
You know what Im sayin
But I aint gay

I am the man
Im the man
Cuz I got a plan

To get with you
Cuz I love you

I am the man
Im the man
Cuz I got a plan