In the heart of the feast, where the brave dare not tread
A legend emerges, devouring bread
No bite too big, no crumb too small
The Gluttony Master consumes it all
Swallow it whole, don't chew, just devour
Master of the table, with endless power
A comedic terror, with a hunger so vast
In the world of gluttons, he's unsurpassed
Chicken legs, turkey thighs, down they go
He's a dining dynamo, putting on a show
No need for forks, no time for knives
He inhales the buffet, living large lives
Swallow it whole, don't chew, just devour
Master of the table, with endless power
A comedic terror, with a hunger so vast
In the world of gluttons, he's unsurpassed
He dreams of banquets, and buffets grand
A relentless eater, the food in his hand
Laugh if you will, but beware his might
The Gluttony Master rules the night
Swallow it whole, don't chew, just devour
Master of the table, with endless power
A comedic terror, with a hunger so vast
In the world of gluttons, he's unsurpassed