Andy Samberg - Jack Sparrow Lyrics

(SNL Digital Short feat. Michael Bolton)

[INTRO]
Intercom: Guys Michael Bolton is here
Andy: Oh great, send him in.
Michael: Hey guys
All: Hey... thanks for coming.
Andy: How's it goin'?
Michael: I'm really sorry I'm late I just got caught up watching the Pirates of the Caribbean marathon...have you seen those things?
All: Oh yeah, those are great.
Michael: Well I listened to your track and I loved it, and I wrote you this big, sexy hook I think you're gonna really dig.
Andy: Oh wow, that's great. You wanna just lay it down?
Michael: Boys lets get to it (to it to it to it)

[ANDY]
Here we go
Uh, Lonely Island, Michael Bolton (Michael: YEAH)
The night starts now
On track
The boys are back
The night starts now
The night starts now, baby, roll with us
Chickies snappin' at the neck when we rollin' up (Michael: Rollin'up!)
Club front doors ain't no holdin' up
Black card at the bar like I gives a f*ck (Michael: Come on!)

[JORMA]
??? then we walk into the set
F*ck the fellas lookin' jealous
Play that back and get wet (Michael: YEAH YEAH)
??? at my waist shank in my sock
You either get cut get stuffed or get shot

[MICHAEL]
This is the tale of Captain Jack Sparrow
Pirate so brave on the seven seas (Andy: What?)
A mystical quest to the isle of Tortuga
Raven locks sway on the ocean breeze

[AKIVA]
Yeah that was kinda weird but we're back in the club
Buyin' up the bar so the groupies show us love (Michael: Keira Knightley!)
Mutha f*ckin' ice man
I'm the top gunna
Heater on blast
I'm the number one stunna (Michael: Jack Sparrow!)

[ANDY]
Watch your girl because I ain't your mister nice guy
More like the meet ya take you home and f*ck you twice guy (Michael: Yeah yeah!)
All dressed up with nowhere to run
I know I make you feel crazy when I---(Michael: Now back to the good part!!!)

[MICHAEL]
One day he was born
He yearned for adventure (Andy: NO!)
Oh Captain Jack (Jorma: Yeah)
Give a man what for
He's the pauper of the surf
The jester of Tortuga
But in Davy Jones locker
What lies in store? (Akiva: Yeah, we've seen the movie)

[ANDY]
Put your hands in the air
And say hell yeah c'mon

[MICHAEL]
Captain Jack (Andy: What?)
Johnny Depp (Andy: No)

[JORMA]
From the front to the back
Saying we count stacks c'mon

[MICHAEL]
Davy Jones (Jorma: Nope)
Giant squid (Jorma: Wrong)

[AKIVA]
Michael Bolton, we're really gonna need you to focus up
Roger that let me try it with another film (Andy: Wait)

[MICHAEL]
Life is a box of chocolates and my name is Forrest Gump (Andy: Not better)
Though I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed
I give Jenny all my love (Akiva: Come ON)
I came here on illegal aid
Erin Brockovich is my name (Akiva: Oh god)
Then you can call me Scarface
Snortin' mountains of cocaine (Andy: It doesn't matter)
You cockroaches wanna play rough?
Okay, I'm reloaded! HA HA!
This is the tale of Tony Montana
This is the tale!
Cool ??? flame
With Miami nuts
Got a basehead wife
Her womb is polluted
This whole town's a pussy
Just waiting to get f*cked
Just waiting to get f*cked! (Andy: Okay...it turns out Michael Bolton is a major cinephile)
You complete me (Andy: Yeah, yeah okay)