"Agent Foxtrot. Your mission is to teach Agent Shadow how to dance so both of you can infiltrate a gothic nightclub!"
In the darkest of nights, the mission is clear
But Agent Shadow's two left feet spark fear
Foxtrot sighs, her patience is thin
"We need to disco, or we'll never get in!"
She cracks her knuckles, pulls him close
He stumbles once and steps on her toes!
This isn't the tango, this isn't a waltz-
It's Discofox, baby, so stop with the faults!
One-two-three, I'll count the beat!
No more tripping on your feet!
Move your hips, glide with grace-
We can't infiltrate if you fall on your face!
Agent Foxtrot, dance machine!
Teaching Shadow how to gleam!
Step, spin, turn, don't fail the test-
Or we'll be caught, a gothic mess!
Discofox at midnight's call,
Gothic beats and neon fall!
To save the day, you've gotta dance
So stop the stumbling, here's your chance!
They enter the club, the bass hits hard
Goths in leather, eyeliner charred
Foxtrot whispers, "This is it, our stage"
Shadow's stiff, like he's locked in a cage!
The DJ spins, the lights flash bright
But Agent Shadow's fighting with all his might!
Foxtrot spins him, dips him down
"Stop looking like a lost goth clown!"
One-two-three, get it right!
Or we'll be captured by midnight!
Feel the rhythm, feel the groove
Even goths love when their partners move!
Agent Foxtrot, queen of dance!
Shadow's got that second chance!
Step, spin, turn, look alive-
The mission depends on your disco jive!
Discofox at the goths' domain,
Black lace, boots, and no refrain!
To save the world, you've gotta move-
So get those gothic hips in the groove!
Black lights flicker, and the DJ shouts
"Discofox!" is what the goth scene's about!
Agent Shadow finally catches the beat,
No more looking like he's glued to his seat!
Foxtrot smiles, the mission's a win
Shadow's dancing like he's born to spin!
They blend with the goths, the plan's in sight
All because Shadow learned to dance that night!
Agent Foxtrot, mission complete!
Shadow's finally moving his feet!
Step, spin, turn, we own the floor-
The goths don't suspect us anymore!
Discofox in the land of gloom,
Darkened clubs and velvet doom!
To save the day, we had to dance-
And now we leave with one last chance!
Agent Foxtrot leads the way,
Shadow's moves save the day!
Discofox, our secret code,
Mission complete...
And now they're back on the road!