ApologetiX - Plump Lyrics

Plump man on a throne with a body large,
totally controlling israel from afar.
from moab he had come upon us.
he seldomly refused when he passed a mcdonald's.
he's plump,
he's plump,
he's been widespread.
he's plump,
he's plump,
he's plump,
politely said.
plump king eglon made life a pain,
so the israelites all cried to god to end his reign.
god sent ehud to save the land.
in judges chapter 3 it talks about his secret plan.
he's plump,
he's plump,
a king-sized bed.
he's plump,
he's plump,
he's plump,
he might regret.
eglon was left alone with ehud because he said to the king,
i've got a word of god.
he pulled a sword out from underneath.
plump got the point;
it went very deep.
he's plump,
he's plump,
he's been quiet.
he's plump,
he's plump,
he's plump,
he might be dead.
is eglon out of our hair?
i think so.
is eglon out of his chair?
i think so.
was eglon caught unprepared?
i think so.
where's eglon?
down over there.