Arty Balloon - Lazy Engineer Lyrics

Bought the cheapest nightstand for ten pounds in IKEA
Always cleaned it with my sock when the dust appeared
Thank you for your service but it's time for disassembly
I will take your glassy top cause it's very handy

I'ma mech eng student so my daily exercises are
Cutting, drilling, drawing, lying, meeting the deadline, oh yeah
Got this new assignment from the Mr. Sketching lately
Need to hand draw gearbox ready for assembly

Life at uni sucks if you study inefficiently
Using new technologies reduces work sufficiently
So instead of going through the pain of doing drafts
I did everything in CAD then I traced this piece of art

Lazy engineer, I'ma lazy engineer
Lazy engineer, I'ma lazy engineer
Lazy engineer, I'ma lazy engineer
Please don't tell my tutor that I'm lazy engineer

Lazy engineer, I'ma lazy engineer
Lazy engineer, I'ma lazy engineer
Lazy engineer, I'ma lazy engineer
If you start complaining I will tell you hold my beer

Oh, three days left to the deadline
People in the chat are asking what were we assigned
I will start tomorrow, it will take me sixty minutes
All thanks to CAD model and my dirty little secret

Lazy engineer, I'ma lazy engineer
Lazy engineer, I'ma lazy engineer
Lazy engineer, I'ma lazy engineer
Didn't go to lecture cause I'm lazy engineer

Lazy engineer, I'ma lazy engineer
Lazy engineer, I'ma lazy engineer
Lazy engineer, I'ma lazy engineer
Lately got internship cause I'm lazy engineer

Don't forget the oil seal
Oh, that shaft is made of steel
Spring compressed when gear is changed
M6 bolts hold the end plate

Lazy, lazy, lazy, lazy, lazy
Lazy, lazy, lazy, lazy, lazy
Lazy, lazy, lazy, lazy, lazy
I stopped shaving beard cause I'm lazy engineer