She won't let any grass grow under her feet
But she spoils the soil with a whorish pesticide
She won't sit around and wait to be saved
She'll save herself and credit someone else
She's a smart girl, she ought to know better
She ought to see the pain in their faces
On her personal cloud, she's in a fog of infatuation
But this girl gets around to all the wrong places
Cheap Venus, I pity you
You know not what you do
Cheap Venus, I pity you
You know not what you do
She's fiercely independent, a warrior at heart
And the fights that she picks are inane
But she'll win every time that she plays this stupid game
Her opponent will bleed, and that's all that she'll need
She's a sweet girl, she ought to know better
She ought to realize her own sovereignty
On her personal cloud, she doesn't mind her domination
It's her only path away from inferiority
Cheap Venus, I pity you
You know not what you do
Cheap Venus, I pity you
You know not what you do
So one day she's confused herself again
And she turns to me for advice
Well, what do I know of her godly realm?
I only tell her she should think twice
I guess I'm just being nice
Cheap Venus, I pity you
You know not what you do
Cheap Venus, I pity you
You know not what you do