He flew through the stars in his shiny blue ship
A curious traveler on a cosmic trip
He saw a planet all green and blue
"Let's visit Earth and see what they do!"
He landed at the terminal cloaked from sight
But the flashing lights gave him such a fright
First on Earth he took a deep breath
By oxygen he is close to death
He's the luggage snatcher from a distant star
Just seeking for your "rare exemplaaar"
Watch your cases or they'll disappear
The alien's are here to act like puppeteer
He realized the humans with luggage in hand
And thought "These must be treasures from this land!"
After a while he found some bags in a row
And started to plot how to make them his own
He grabbed a bag then two then three
Hoping for funky gadgets or rare honey bees
But as he peeked inside to his dismay
He just got bullions stamps and kinky' play -
He's the luggage snatcher from a distant star
Just seeking for your "rare exemplaaar"
Watch your cases or they'll disappear
The alien's are here to act like puppeteer
He reached for a suitcase glowing and bright
But the owner turned gasping in fright
She screamed out loud "There's a thief in the hall!"
The alarms blared out through the terminal's walls
Alien dashed to his ship as the sirens wailed
Humans were chasing but they soon failed
He soared through the clouds left Earth far behind
In a flash of light back to the stars he climbed
He's the luggage snatcher from a distant star
Just seeking for your "rare exemplaaar"
Watch your cases or they'll disappear
The alien's are here to act like puppeteer