I flew my ship across the stars
Landed softly, no alarms
But before I knew, they grabbed my ray
Now I'm stuck in this weird place all day
They call it Area 51
Guess my vacation's come undone
Humans stare, all wide-eyed
They think I'm here to start a fight
Hey, I just wanted a trip to the sun
Now I'm stuck in Area 51
These guys in white suits poke my skin
I swear, I didn't plan to check in
Oh, I just wanted a Martian fun
But I'm trapped in Area 51
I asked for coffee, they gave me slime
I said "peace," they thought it was a crime
They're measuring my extra toe
And asking if I've been to Pluto
They take selfies with my glowing face
And probe me like I'm from outer space
Okay, well, maybe that's true
But I just wanted to see Earth's zoo
Hey, I just wanted a trip to the sun
Now I'm stuck in Area 51
These guys in white suits poke my skin
I swear, I didn't plan to check in
Oh, I just wanted a martian fun
But I'm trapped in Area 51
Now I'm plotting my escape tonight
Gonna beam up in the speed of light
But wait-what's that? They've got pizza pies
Okay, maybe I'll stay and try those fries
Hey, I came for a trip in the sun
But Area 51 might be kinda fun
These humans are weird, but the food's not bad
Maybe getting caught ain't so sad
Oh, I came for a cosmic run
Now I'm chilling in Area 51
Yeah, I came for a galactic ride
But now I'm Earth's new alien guide
They think I'm strange, but they're the ones
Who live in a world with no ray guns
So here I'll stay, under the sun
The coolest alien in Area 51
Yeah, I came for a galactic ride
But now I'm Earth's new alien guide
They think I'm strange, but they're the ones
Who live in a world with no ray guns
So here I'll stay, under the sun
The coolest alien in Area 51