It's battle time! Let's beat the game for kids!
All you have to do is turn the circle
To make all the enemies stand in a line
So you can get max damage
Oh it's really simple
Just shift all the enemies within the time
It's a puzzle game meant for kids
You're a grown adult bitch
You're a thirty-three-year-old man (only getting older)
Just jump on their heads and you'll win the game
Go for it, Big A!
Now I know you have a little trouble
Each time that the game makes you use some of your brain
But we know you can beat all the
Koopas and the goombas and all of the shy guys that
Doo ba dee doo ba dee stand in your way
And it won't take an hour long
You're a grown adult bitch
You're a thirty-three-year-old man (only getting older)
Just jump on their heads and you'll win the game
Go for it, Big A!
Time for thinking
How could you line them up?
Which row or column should you turn?
Time is ticking
How will you line them up?