The Attackbots - Robots of the Night Lyrics

This is a public service announcement from The Attackbots
Your partying is inadequate
But do not fear
We have algorithms
We shall optimise your partying
Woo!
Playing board games
To get the party started, alright!
Downing tea
To keep us going through the night
Dancing in duvets
Until the morning light
And when the police try to shut us down
Only then will we call it a night!
Robots of the night
Robots of the night
Robots of the night
That's right, robots of the night
Robots of the night
Commencing optimisation
Uploading algorithm now
Music levels will be optimised to a palatable volume
The alcohol will be replaced with nice mugs of hot chocolate
Instead of hooking up, these humans should get on down
With a nice board game
See what we did there?
Ho ho ho ho ho ho!
And one more thing
Look how they engage in awkward conversations with strangers
Illogical, illogical, illogical
We will institute a policy of stranger danger
Stranger danger
Stranger danger
Stranger danger
Stranger danger
Stranger danger
Stranger danger
Stranger danger
Robots of the night
Robots of the night
Robots of the night
That's right, robots of the night
Robots of the night
Robots of the night
Robots of the night
We're robots
We're robots. We're robots
Yeh we're robots of the night