And now we come to the thrilling final episode of our radio broadcast
Well goddamn, I guess it's time for me to say goodbye, peace out
Time for me to hop up in the whip and light a J
So I can get to f*cking on these hoes who got no moral codes
That's a joke, I take it back, I'm f*cking with the bitches
Who have asses bigger than the moon
I'm tryna feel like I am on a different type of planet
You would think I planned it from the way I got these women asking me
What you doing on a day-to-day basis
How about we just chill up at my crib for the night
We can call that shit a date
Yeah, and you can be my mistress, uh
I don't feel like f*cking with a chick who be greedy for the money
Sorry, that is not the way to be, my honey
You can buzz off with that shit
I am not a plumber, I don't deal with that shit
I got better things to do than to take care of you
Tryna live with you is like a game of Catch-22
Only difference is you 24 and give out head
Aches like the blowjob, stakes are getting higher now
Guess it's time for me to get to working
Low-key don't even have the time to be flirting
But I still do it on the nights that I get real lonely
Doesn't sound too logical, but trust me, it be working
I got bitches who be twerking with no effort and it gets the job done
I bring homies round the crib so we can make a hit for them and me
Walking out the crib with some denim jeans
Making sure I'm fresher than some wet paint
I don't really care for the hate, yeah
Pay that shit, no mind
Then I go about my day, I got a stick in my whip
And no that shit is not a manual
As it is, I always got a strap on me
You would think I own a lesbian sex shop
I got toys and gadgets all galore
Pick your poison or your pleasure
I don't care how you feel about it anymore
When it comes to problems in my life, I don't take a f*cking detour
I attack my problems head first like a nosedive
Makes a lot of sense considering I've been told that I'm hard headed
Guess that shit has been embedded in my brain
I don't know a better way
Like a boomer, I'm just stuck in my old ways
It's impossible to change me
Kinda like a paraplegic, we got that in common
You cannot debate it
I don't care how much you contemplate it
I still got some bars going over people's heads like an alley oop
Let me get the ladder so that I can dumb it down for you
Sometimes I be acting out of pocket like your phone was stolen
I cannot control it, that is just my personality
Call me toxic if you want, get in line
I got people way ahead of you who were there first
Like a Black Friday sale, wait your turn
Like the painkillers, I can only take one at a time
Oof
Two or more would get me f*cked up and I cannot be having that
I've got too much greatness I've been holding back
Thought I had a chick who was loyal but she graciously be hoeing
I ain't talking bout my last one
I got one too many to be keeping track
I'll leave that shit to Count Von Count
Got a couple women who been asking for me
So you know I send them through and hit them with that In-N-Out like fast food
I cannot control it, sometimes I can barely keep it down
Thinking maybe my libido's way too high
Or maybe I just haven't found a woman who can be as freaky as I like
Yeah right
Thinking I should take a break
Cause I've been getting way too sick and tired of the heartbreaks
Uh
Not to mention all the empty bottles I've been stacking in my room
But I still do it cause it's low key
The only company that I get nowadays
I apologize if I switched up the vibe
That was not my intention
But sometimes I get real lonely
I don't need a friend with some benefits
All I want is someone who can be there for me
When the days get tough and the nights grow long
But
Maybe I'm just asking for too much
Yo yo
As always
You guys are the greatest
I love all of you
Peace
N-U-A-A
Until my last day