Karen (TV show theme song) Lyrics by Beach Boys

She's a doll, she's a queen, she's a tantalizing teen
And Karen, is her name (they call her Karen)
At a party she's a stomper and a rock-and-rollin' romper
Everybody's glad she came
Hey that's Karen!

She sets her hair with great precision
It's her favorite indoor sport
And by the light of television
She can even write a book report

There is no one greater north or south of the equator
Karen's always in a whirl
She's alarming but disarming
And a really very charming modern girl

(composers: Jack Marshall & Bob Mosher)

[Thanks to lpintek72 for adding these lyrics]