Better Luck Next Time - Welcome To Better Luck Next Time Lyrics

Hello and welcome to something we like to call
Behind the Music, we'd like to invite you all
Sit back, relax, grab yourself a beer; Better Luck Next Time is here

Well my name is Brian, I like to buy lots of toys
Horror is cool, I sing about girls and boys
Nintendo rocks, all the other's suck; another broken heart! aww f*ck

John drives for hours to play in the band
Elevators from another land, Holzer can fix them 'cause he's the man

His name is Matthew, but everyone calls him Matt
Fuzzo for short, he talks about this and that
And his favorite band is NOFX; Joseph is coming up next!

JJ has t-shirts with writing that says his name
He drinks Patron as if it were Kool-Aid
Can you please pass him a Red Bull 'cause he's 12 hours deep and he's full

Christopher Lucas is someone you ought to know
Give him a hammer, he'll build a casino
2, 4, 6, 8, weed is really great!