Biz Markie - Cool V's Tribute to Scratching Lyrics

[Cool V cuts and scratches his own name]

[Biz Markie]
I'ma make this brief, like about 30 seconds
My DJ, gets all of his respect in
super crazy blendin, so he can sound groovy
And it can only be the vibe of Cutmaster Cool V
When he cuts the funky record, it sounds so like def
And it can be SMOOTH, from right to left
But now I'ma shut up and step off from the action
It's Cool V give you hits, he do the funky scratchin
Cool V go ahead!

[Cool V scratches his own name again and "I do damage!"]

[Biz Markie]
Yo, I'd like to tell you about my DJ
He cuts the records and he's my protege
So check him out without a doubt and you will agree
He goes by the name of Cutmaster Cool V
Cut the funky records, for me and the crew and
You will agree that he will be pursuin
a career, and like I have no fear
For when he cut the funky records he won't be dissapear
Now you think of rockin and MC's know
He's highly recognized as the DJ of disco
He can like mix, and he can like cut an'
everytime I rock people say - V what in the heck
And they be checkin and, yo wait a second
As he be rockin it, always collectin
the money or dead presidents, whatever you call it
SO COME ON COOL V - GO FOR IT!

[Cool V scratches his own name again and "I do damage!"]

[Biz Markie]
Here's a biography about my DJ
His name is Cool V
And when he cut the funky records, he get respected
And he's an Aires
So check him out without a doubt as I be gettin down
I rock the funky rhythm of a rhymin sound
I think I like the way that he cuts for me
That's why he's my DJ - (Cool V!)
Girls! Wherever you call 'em
He rocks from here all the way to the Bell forum
I'm like tellin you straight on up
Everywhere that I go, the boy (tear shit up)

[Cool V scratches "tear shit up" and his name]

[various Cool V cribs until the song fades out]