Biz Markie Lyrics
Just a Friend Lyrics
Have you ever met a girl that you tried to date
But a year to make love she
wanted you to wait
Let me tell ya a story of my situation
I was talkin' to
this girl from the U.S. nation
The way that I met her was on tour at a
concert
She had long hair and a short miniskirt
I just got onstage
drippin', pourin' with sweat
I was walkin' through the crowd and guess who I
met
I whispered in her ear, "Come to the picture booth
So I can ask you
some questions to see if your hundred proof"
I asked her her name, she said
blah-blah-blah
She had 9/10 pants and a very big bra
I took a couple of
flicks and she was enthused
I said, "How do you like the show?"
she said,
"I was very amused"
I started throwin' bass, she started throwin' back
mid-range
But when I sprung the question, she acted kind of strange
Then
when I asked, "Do ya have a man?" she tried to pretend
She said, "No I don't,
I only have a friend"
Come on, I'm not even goin' for it
This is what I'm
goin' sing
You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend
And
you say he's just a friend, oh baby
You, you got what I need but you say he's
just a friend
But you say he's just a friend, oh baby
You, you got what I
need but you say he's just a friend
But you say he's just a friend
So
I took blah-blah's word for it at this time
I thought just havin' a friend
couldn't be no crime
'Cause I have friends and that's a fact
Like Agnes,
Agatha, Germaine, and Jacq
Forget about that, let's go into the
story
About a girl named blah-blah-blah that adored me
So we started
talkin', getttin' familiar
Spendin' a lot of time so we can build a
A
relationship or some understanding
How it's gonna be in the future we was
plannin'
Everything sounded so dandy and sweet
I had no idea I was in for
a treat
After this was established, everything was cool
The tour was over
and she went back to school
I called every day to see how she was
doin'
Everytime that I called her it seemed somethin' was brewin'
I called
her room, a guy picked up, and then I called again
I said, "Yo, who was
that?" "Oh, he's just a friend"
Don't gimme that, don't even gimme
that
Jus' bust this
You, you got what I need but you say he's just a
friend
And you say he's just a friend, oh baby
You, you got what I need
but you say he's just a friend
But you say he's just a friend, oh
baby
You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend
But you say
he's just a friend
So I came to her college on a surprise visit
To see
my girl that was so exquisite
It was a school day, I knew she was
there
The first semester of the school year
I went to a gate to ask where
was her dorm
This guy made me fill out a visitor's form
He told me where
it was and I as on my way
To see my baby doll, I was happy to say
I
arrrived in front of the dormitory
Yo, could you tell me where is door
three?
They showed me where it was for the moment
I didn't know I was in
for such an event
So I came to her room and opened the door
Oh, snap!
Guess what I saw?
A fella tongue-kissin' my girl in the mouth,
I was so in
shock my heart went down south
So please listen to the message that I
send
Don't ever talk to a girl who says she just has a friend