blink-182 - TURN THIS OFF! Lyrics

If you're too sensitive, well turn this off
If you're too offended by these words then please f*ck off
If you're an asshole with a dick, then that's something I can lick
Then maybe we can call ourselves proctologists

When I first took you out for sushi on a date
You took me home, I sadly pumped away
On your stomach, face or ass
It's your fault I came fast
So don't blame it on me, that a you thing