Bob Rivers - Have Yourself An Ozzy Little Christmas Lyrics

Yo Yo


Jingle bells, jingle bells, jinglin all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride from Detroit to East LA


Is this a white Christmas,
Hell no my man,
Im leavin blood in the snow
And smackin fat men
You mean Santa?
That boys a ---------
He caught my mom Christmas Eve and tried to give her a -----
For real, hes no joke, the guy dont play
He tried to---------- way more than a one- horse sleigh
Laughin all the way, but hes not laughin today
Well jingle more than his-----------
Even the elves will pay
Come Christmas Eve
Ol Nicks a gonner
Well be snackin on deer
----Blitzen and Donner
Not a question of when not even a maybe
Have a drunk Miss Claus
Say they jinglin, baby!
Givin new meaning to Ho ho ho
Shake them ---s, girl
Bumpin booty in the snow
So watch out Santa, you jolly old troll
Well be strippin that sleigh
And leave you the coal


Jingle bells, jingle bells, jinglin all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride in a drop-top Chevrolet
Jingle bells, jingle bells, jinglin all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride from Detroit to East LA


You playin reindeer games?
Hell, yeah my friend
Grab Rudolphs horns and see how far they bend
When his nose turns red
His----gets sent back out to the woods with his fat elf Randall
Santa Claus wouldnt list me as nice
In fact hell have me listed as naughty twice
Not cause of the fights or Christmas gift heist
But because of all the -----got left on his wife
Its time for Old Nick to move and retire
Before we roast his ----on a big ass fire
Yes Im that bad
Yes I m that crude
I mean your ass is huge
Lose weight for real dude
All the cookies