Bob Saget - Old English Folk Song Lyrics

There was an old farmer, who sat on a rock

Stroking his whiskers and shaking his



Fist at his neighbors, who sat on their wricks

Teaching their children, to player with their



Kite strings and marbles in the old days of yore

Along came a lady who looked like



A descent young lady and walked like a duck

Said she discovered, a new way to



Bring up the children to sew and to knit

The boys in the stables where shoveling up



Contents of stables left after the hunt 

The car man was feeing a nice piece of 



Straw from the stables, cleaning the walls

In came the dear maid to play with his



Dog in the dairy where she did belong

If you think this is dirty well your f*ckin well wrong..





[Thanks to Lextacy350 for adding these lyrics]