Bo Burnham - I'm Bo Yo Lyrics

Now I don't know if all boy scouts are gays
But they could probably "tie the knot" in like fifty different ways...
I got a safe full o' cherries, cause I pop it and lock it,
A girl's like a fridge, once a week you should stock it,
And girl, if your into a rimmin it's only safe if your swimming,
And girl don't sit on the couch cause I treat my objects like women.
I spit fire like I just blew a demon
My shits so hot I leave your toilet bowl steamin
I'm gonna tarot like the cards of the gypsies
You'll bleed for so long you'll get monthly ellipses.
If your pants are loose, I'll re-pleat ya.
You're a first time veagan and it's nice to meet ya

I'm bo yo
I'm the greatest rappa eva
And I'll weather your weather whether you think I'm clever or not
Think your better your not
Don't need a sweater I'm hot
I'm a real G shawty that can really find your g spot
Whoa yeah!

What the hell's a g spot?

Go to a
Vagina orchard, count 1, 2, 3
Spin that plant around you got a third world CUNT-try
That's right, consider yourself warned
I'm offensive and creative like handicapped porn
Your playing with your breasts, excuse me, can I try it ma'am?
Your pushin em together like a titty Venn Diagram
Look at that CRACK excuse me can I buy a gram?
Right below your diaphram, ass looks like your hidin ham.

First base, were making out
Second base, I'm getting faked out.
Third base, I'm getting take out
And I'd try to take it home if I knew I'd take it out
But I just don't know I said I just don't care I said
My flos so cold I need a tampon from a polar bear
And you can spell and smell my stink
B.O. lingers and it makes you think

Cause I'm bo yo
And I'm the greatest rappa eva
And I'll weather your weather whether you think I'm clever or not
Think your better your not
Don't need a sweater I'm hot
And I'm a real G shawty that can really find your G spot
Whoa Yeah!
Provided that you point me in the general direction

Yo,
Cause girls are like donuts when I be bustin bo nuts,
I can make em cream-filled or give them a layer of glaze
I'm like doug's friend Skeeter whenever I meet her.
Casue I skeet her so hard people call her Patty Mayonnaise.

Yo!

I'm blowin up like I thought I would
I'm circumsized because I don't cum from the hood.
My girl's epyletic cause she's the one I'm jerkin with
Come on you asian child laborer show me what your workin with
OOOh large machinery

Cause there's an inverse relationship between respect and sex
I'm talking bout religious sex like a mormon sect
That says you can't have sex with members of different sects, but you can't Have sex with members of the same sex
So if the sects can't be different, the sex can't be same, then the only sex Left is some left hand shame
And girl I left you cause you left the game and if that don't feel right then you can write my name

Cause I'm bo yo
I'm the greatest rappa eva
And I'll weather your weather whether you think I'm clever or not
Think your better your not
Don't need a sweater I'm hot
I'm a real G, That can really find your G-spot
Whoa, yeah!
But I'm inadequete, have I gotten that point across yet?

Yo, my junks so long that it hangs and swings, so at the nude baech people Think I'm lookin for lost rings
Play the skin flute Your big boy sings and if you want to take it all wear African neck rings.

Haters call me gay, but that aint hatin
Cause I'm not homophobic, my morals are straight and
If I'm in the closet then you are below me
Takin the b-a-t out of basement, homey

Yeah.Yeah! YO! WHAT!

Cause I'm bo yo
I'm the greatest rappa eva
And I'll weather your weather whether you think I'm clever or not
Think your better your not
Don't need a sweater,
I'm a real g that can really find your what now...
Oh. Oh yo!
I'm representin you!
I'm representin the people from 01982 yo.
Oh.


[Thanks to munchies145 for adding these lyrics]