Brandon Dicarmillo - Brandons Freestyle Lyrics

Brandons Freestyle



Who wants to taste my chamuso
You want to kiss my chamuso
im gonna give it to you now
Who like my chopsticks
Hit you in the shin with my little less stick
Yellow
If you want to see me eat jello
I never seen nothing like you before
I can kick you - Higher than you can kick me
I can kick you way up into a tree
Who wants a taste of my Volon Tea
Whoa Who Ha Te Che Che
Everybody in the phone book named Chai
Wanna see my wife
Never good going to the gong with a bang
Waaa

Everybody wanna see me throw a fireball
But that's not right
Nah it aint real life
Youa Flaw
Down in break a Leg
Everybody wanna see me break a neck
Well I don't but I like fried rice
And I aint got rice
Ching Chang Woo Ching Wang woo rice
That aint nice
Fraud for the cookie
I always sold it twice
Delivery Free but not from me
Only for a dollar fifty
Fifty five
Wanna see me goga
Hurt you with the line Hyiaaaa
Wow when I hit you
With the shit, door split
Take a shit after you eat my dick
Kung foo
Want my buffet
You f*cking gay
Ayh Wlo hit you with the hay
Stay the f*ck away
Hit you in the balls
Only Americans eat duck sauce
And my soy sauce is for you
I can put it in your shoe




Watch this
I can tiptoe while you take a piss
In my bathroom spy on you
While you little boy shits
Whooooooooya
I can kick you if you don't pay the bill
And if you want a little bit that's fifty cents
Bitch
Everything costs a little bit
So don't expect nothing for free
At least not from me
Ching Chang Chooee
I got you from Taiwan city
At Hong Kong I just want a bong
And I can do it all night long
And don't expect me for a beer kong
I can get you and tackle you thank you
Never see me where I get you I beg you
Rope you up and put you in a bamboo cage
And make you feel all my rage
Poke you with a little stick till you pay
Before these two come and rape me
God damn a chip burn blew away my whole city
Ho che min shoot a load on your chin
God damn this here is goin' to debay
And if you wanna come on then
You can work in to my world
Let the yellow shit begin
Hooooyga
Cant retain
I gotcha cookin choya brain
And its called Egg foo Yung Eynlo minn
So come on then baby and have us a buffet
Whooyaaaa
Haaaaaaaaa
Yola cann en dayde
Ha en doy den geh ha ha ha
Huh Huh Huuh


(sent in by Liam McKenna)