[Verse One]
AAAAAHHHHHH
I'm happy all day, blazed up
I woke up, then I hit the blunt
Man, I turned into a robot like beep boop bop
I smoke, so what?
I'm happy smoking this green all night long
So I said, "let's get some Toppers or some Pizza Hut"
That sounds pretty good right now
We be smoking that marijuana
Bitch, I get f*cked up
I can get some Toppers
Like, let me get that blunt
Boom
[Verse Two]
Everybody now, listen
We go all night
Like let's get some f*cking Pizza Hut
We be smoking that green
We'll be happy all night long (whoa!)
Happy, ha-ha-happy! (boom)
And I'll be smoking that green
I'll be smoking the green-f*cking-tea all night long
I be high on this beat with my f*cking alien friends (ah!)
Okay, Okay
So I made this song for Jared
AKA Sciamachy
He's been down a little
So I had to cheer him up with a song about weed
That he doesn't smoke, I hope not
Oh God, I do
I smoke a lot of happy green
[Verse Three]
I'm so f*cking green
I woke up, then I hit the blunt
Then I turned into a f*cking robot
Uuuuhhh
Sciamachy
It's Sci-a-am-machy
Cheer up, bitch
Yeah, we hit the blunt
We go up all night
Like, may we turn into a f*cking robot
Like beep boop bop
I smoke, so what?
I'm happy and it's green
So what
Bom-Boom-Bom-Boom-Bom-Boom
La-Bom-Bow!
[Thanks to brandonwolfhill for adding these lyrics]